Valentine's Day is Much Cake Day

I don't know be mad or be happy. 

I wait whole morning on Valentine's Day but no call for me to go reception.  I asked Sweet Sweet Boyfriend why no cake and flower and teddy bear from Agnes b to office?  I no face!  He said "You won't want that when you see what I have prepared for you."  I so upset.  My girlfriend got "Ferrero Rocher chocolate" flower with her boyfriend making "I Love You" stickers on each chocolate.  I so no face!!  She has big Forever Friend holding a heart on her desk and I have nothing.

I was angry when Sweet Sweet Boyfriend pick me up for lunch.  I said "no hold hand, no kiss!"  Then we go Landmark.  I was happy. I think we go Landmark Cafe.  But Sweet Sweet Boyfriend no go down escalator.  We went up and I said,  you take me to DVF to buy dress?  He no say anything!?  How dare not talking to me!? 

We stop at Le Salon De Thé de Joël Robuchon.  I said "What is this coffee shop place?  Sit next to coffee counter and kitchen?  Much people walk around.  So no grand." 

He order and took me to balcony. I look down.  Not bad la. This is where famous people drink afternoon tea. I see in magazines before.  No window and I no need SPF 50 foundation.  I wear sunglasses because too many paparazzi take pictures. No stool for my Two Tone Celine Nano but I put in chair. They use heavy tea pot.  Too heavy for me to carry.  

The cake come.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order 16 cake for me.  They so good.  Good texture, three layers.  I like pear cake most.  Something sour on bottom, pear and cream.  Chestnut cake good too.  And Orange cake taste like Jacob's Club. Very nice size and so grand.  Cake so small and cute.  Better than Agnes b and Amanda S but I think not as famous.  How to tell girlfriends?  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said "Robuchon was famous before most of your "celebrity" bakers learnt the difference between cake flour and bread flour!"  He is foody and I no ask question.  

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend taught me say Robuchon with the "Ho" sound.  So grand, so French.  I wish Robuchon make teddy bear and sell flower and my Valentine's Day will be perfect!  

Pie is just a pie!?

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend and I went American dinner.  I like soft apple pie but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said no good.  Filing too watery and crust no brown. He said he make better pastry.  I don't know what he talk about.  Isn't soft apple pie with lots of juice good!?  He spend night making puff pastry. I said go supermarket buy the Pillsbury.  He told me go to sleep.  Whole night, he use food mixer to make puff. So noisy. 

Next morning, he show pie to me.  I said this pie look strange with the cut.  Doesn't look like apple pie and he said this no apple pie.  "If eaten during Epiphany, this is galette des rois. If not, it's gateau pithiviers." I said this is just pie, why the different names I cannot say!?  He foody, I should not ask question.

The inside almond is sweet and soft.  I said really almond? I no see almond.  He made pear ice cream when I sleeping and I ate pie and ice-cream together.  Isn't he sweet?  Foody women must be very jealous me.

I was happy for short time.  I found out how many pack of butter he used when I go kitchen. I said "Fat die me"!  

Creme brûlée - Manchester United

Girl friend birthday yesterday and her boyfriend very like Manchester United. We all go Manchester United Bar Restaurant for dinner and watch game Manchester United Vs Liverpool The place no grand. No carpet, no stool for handbags, and there wire net on wall. I feel uncomfortable in my Stella Maccartney clothes. People on side scream, clap, and swear. I no understand what they said. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said ok, he no understand their English. No one swear like they do. I wait for Beckham but no him. His new picture on Internet so hot. I want to see if he look just as good with clothes on. Boyfriend of girlfriend laugh and said Beckham not with Man Yu now. Who is Man Yu? New Chinese girlfriend? I said isn't his wife Victoria? I like her clothes loh! All I saw was Rooney. I know him because I like Colette his wife. That's what a girl want! Rich and famous football husband. Lots of clothes. Someone asked if I know Amy Winehouse? I said who? They said search "fuck me pumps" Food there ok. Chicken wings "bay fung tong" style. Everything very salty. We eat many dish fish and chips, sirloin (well done, I like!!), spaghetti with meat, Thai snacks (satay dry :(:( ). Food cheap and difficult to get minimum charge 380 per person. They turn on light when game over. People leave. The service was slow because too much people. One girl friend want spaghetti and took 45 mins to understand order and give us food. They play song Manchester United over and over. I no understand the words but they kept singing Creme brûlée hot hot hot. I know because Sweet Sweet Boyfriend send me to school to learn Creme brûlée I no go again if Beckham not with Victoria. He is hot ma.

Ramen in Hong Kong

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend like Japan ramen but I say no go Japan. People said radiation and I believe what newspaper say.  They don't post wrong thing, do they?  I now buy Australian food only.  No more shopping at Sogo supermarket :(

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend took me Kakurega Ramen Factory in ShumShuiPo for lunch.  West Kowloon Centre?  What he thinking?  There is no nice handbag and shoes in West Kowloon!! I said no driving and we took taxi there. 

The area so not grand except one building.  Name is Maison Rose. So French so grand.

We go to Kakurega Ramen Factory for noodle.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend have white soup and I have black.  Why they serve noodle and soup separate?  At Ajisan, always together!!  I want to pour soup over noodle and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend stop me.  He said "dip it in the broth like when we eat cold soba".  But this is not soba! Anyway, he foody, I no question him.

The pork has ring of fat and I worry gain weight.  Before I say anything.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said "You are shrinking into size 0 if you don't eat.  The collagen is good for your skin. Better than botox".  Better than botox?  I eat! 

The white soup very fishy and the black soup very garlic.  Noodle very good texture. 

There no stool for handbags.  We sit on chair made with coca cola boxes.  Maybe I go again because everyone like ramen. I can be ramen expert. 

Huh?! Jealous me now?

My girlfriend send me this link.  Some foody blogger said I fight with another woman for tong yuen yesterday.  That person so jealous me? I want Tong Yuen, Sweet Sweet Boyfriend will make for me. I no fighting.  So not grand....

Me fighting for Tong Yuen?

Vietnam food in Hong Kong?

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend came back from Vietnam and want pho again.  I said "No going dirty place.  I want shopping at Marc Jacobs!"  So we go Festival Walk.  He go get table at Rice Paper and I go shopping. 

The place is no grand. There no carpet but wood floor.  No stool for my handbag or shopping bag.  But it in a nice shopping mall.  Hong Kong should be all shopping mall with restaurant inside.  Better than Kinder Surprise for me! 

I no eat raw beef and order beef brisket (Ngau Naam) and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend eat raw beef pho.  His soup much more oily and taste different than mine.  My soup taste chicken and ngau naam texture very chewy.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said it no slow cook.  That's why.  Next time I say "slow cook" to foody women so they jealous me.   

I love pomelo salad and this one is all pomelo only.  I heard grapefruit salad help loose weight.  Pomelo and grapefruit same, no? 

Spinach stir-fry is so good texture.  All so soft and easy to eat. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend no like it.  :(

"Fun Guen" is cute and tiny.  I eat one bite but very hot and burn my lip.  I so upset and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said he take me to Lane Crawford to buy lip balm from La Mer

I think food good.  Everything taste same.  We finish quickly.  Not I am hungry but food come quick.  First lime soda and then the pho before all appetizer.  If I go Central, they always get appetizer out first. Or is Pho the appetizer? I forgot what they do in Vietnam?  

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9 Day Before Valentine's Day

Nine day before Valentine's Day. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend better take me nice place with good present each day until 14 February. I no want shoe. I want Kenwood mixer. I hear foody woman got one for her birthday.  I no know what to do with Kenwood. Maybe I use it to mix mask for facial.  Dead sea mud good for cleaning pore.

I want teddy bear and flowers and cake to office but Le Salon De Thé de Joël Robuchon no make teddy bear.  It is Tuesday. If no flowers with teddy bear, I no face :(   The cake is good and I want that cake.  Maybe Sweet Sweet Boyfriend can bring to office himself. 


I had cake from famous place in Tai Hang.  Each cake not same size and not french like Le Salon De Thé de Joël Robuchon.  I tell girlfriend and they jealous me.  They cannot say Robuchon, with the "Ho" sound that Sweet Sweet Boyfriend taught me. ;P

So generous?

Why OR no posting my review?  I write so well so grand but 5 days and no posting.  I so upset and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said we start our own page so I share my grand idea with people.  I am very good writer you know. 

So grand!