Much table full at the restaurant when we go. We have 9 people but sit at small table. Of course, they no have stool for my handbag and I very upset. If they call shop Chairman, they should be grand and have stools. Maybe they call shop President (like the France Butter, so grand), they will have stool for grand girls like me.
Anyways, first cold dish arrive. Tomato with something crunchy fruit. They say it Jicama. I say it look like fruit , more crunchier than apple, more harder than pear, more sweeter than turnip. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say it root, no fruit. Root that white? No way!! They use the leaf for Thai food cooking in the tomato and something very lemon, mint smell. I no remember where I smell it before. Ah! My lemon shampoo from that France shop in IFC. I like the Jicama fruit better than tomato.
Next dish they say rock lobster in shrimp roe and shrimp oil. Shrimp and lobster, I remember that shrimp with lobster sauce dish I eat in Chinatown in America. Shrimp roe? I say it look pale, no like shrimp roe noodle at noodle place, very brown. Rock Lobster so grand. I not eaten it before but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say this Pissing Prawn and we eat before, deep fried with salt and pepper. I say you don't be no grand. Lobster is much more grander than prawn than swim around to piss (I know this one!).
Very rich food. I no know to eat one bite or many small bite. One bite no dropping any sauce on my Stella McCartney shirt (Writer Foody Woman say she has stain remover pen in her handbag and her Car Crazy husband say good for emergencies with a smile. I say you English man no know how use chopstick. I know how use chopstick and no emergency). Small bite I look lady like. In the end, I put one bite because this Arrogant Prick men sitting next to me want eat my collagen jelly.
Pork pork again. This time stomach. Why they use ungrand cut meat to make soup? They say this one with pepper. I say how come so white. Soup very sweet but no too spicy and I no sneeze. After drinking, I see ginko nut in bowl but no pepper powder left. I felt very warm after this soup.
Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say try the noodle. I had one bite, one lick. Very strong China wine but the crab or noodle no hold sauce like last time we come here 2 months ago.
Finally vegetables. This one with ginger juice. Why they no fry to soft? All these foody people say very crunchy very good. So I nod and say "yes, very good undercook!" No one say a word...
Fried rice with shrimp, dry shrimp and shrimp paste. I say I no eat now, too full but it smell good. No as greasy as other place.
Dessert, they make very China ice-cream. I no know China have ice cream. But Italy has gelato, I think China can have ice cream too.
I really can no eat anymore but they put almond cream in front of me in cute small cup. It very good for skin.....
They drink lots grand champagne and wine. The one I like best has gold foil in it. So grand. Even the name say "Gold". Japan people eat gold and say good for skin. I think they are right. I think my skin glow next morning.
Car Crazy husband of Writer Foody Woman find us stools for handbag. I say thank you but I now madder at restaurant. They have stool but they no give us. What they thinking? All restaurants, you need good food and good service. Good service include buy stools and use them when you have grand girl customer. If no enough stool? Don't worry, no give stool to those without nice bag.