So famous Cha Chaan Tang

I hear a lot about Cheung Hing.  All famous people movies stars go when they go Happy Valley. I watch video of foody woman making tea there.  So, I want to go too so I can say I went. 

The place very run down but the wall covered with autograph of all these famous people.  Why they no ask me to sign?!  I am famous too, no? I heard I am famous on Golden Forum! 

Anyways, the decoration no grand but they are very grand when they gave me three chairs to put my bag!  Not one, not two but THREE together to put my bag so that my bag is right next to me when I get my hand cream.  Very easy.  Yes, you need to use hand cream because you clean your hand when eat and the cleaning gel dry your hand.  

It lunch time and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order me Chaan Daan Meen (noodle with fried egg and luncheon meat).  Noodle not chut cheen yet ding.  The egg is ok but luncheon meat soft.  Not enough char!

I also had milk tea.  It was not bad. The thick cup keep warm very good.

After that we eat Ball Law Yau (Pineapple bun with butter).  It is before 3pm and I can eat.  The pineapple bun ok but butter no salt.   Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say next time he take me Wanchai to eat pineapple bun with butter so that I can compare.

I don't know if they have best food but I like they have stool for my bag!

Korean food in Hong Kong

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend and his foody friend want Korean food.  They say they have to look for place with real Korean food in Hong Kong.  Han Ka Nam,  a new restaurant open in Causeway Bay across street from Times Square and Ngor Geng Kiu and they go.

Decoration ok there.  More beautiful than place in Tsim Sha Tsui and Central.  I no understand why they always let you BBQ at the table.  My hair and clothes smell! 

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order and first one was round meat.  He said that's ox tongue.  I no like strange meat but they say tongue is one of the best part of cow.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said "This must be a very talkative cow.  So much exercise that the tongue isn't that tender!"  His foody friend said "Just like your girlfriend!"  I am so happy. They must think I look slim in size 2 because I exercise a lot.  The secret is I no eat carb after 3pm!  Shh!!

They order pork belly too. The pork belly not very soft.  I know how much foody people like raw food. So I say "You can eat raw but I eat well done."   I thought I being considerate and sophisticate but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend's foody friend say "Pork doesn't need to be cooked all the way to 100C but you shouldn't eat it raw either...."  Huh!?  Why these foody people so difficult?  When eat raw, when eat cook?!!

Next dish is Korean blood sausage with intestine stir-fry.  Arrgghh!  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend know I no eat blood or organ meat but they keep order that!  They said it was ok but I don't see them finish the dish. Foody man said the good blood sausage (Soondae) is fill with rice and blood instead glass noodle and blood.  What does he know?  He Chinese!  I see Korean drama and they no say that!

Finally something I can eat.  We have Kimchi pancake.  I bite but I no like texture too much.  Too soft whole slice.  I said "Not enough char!!"  Just like what they foody people say all the time about pizza.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say "This is Korean pancake, not pizza!  The middle should be soft but the edges crispy.  This one is not crispy enough.  You shouldn't say char"  I said "You in trouble. You tell me I am wrong. You go home on your own tonight. I go my home on my own!"

The dumpling came and I was much happy.  It taste like the Korean one I buy from expensive supermarket!  Skin so soft and inside lots of pork.

I was hungry when the last dish came. It is spicy octopus with noodle on side. I so hungry I ate noodle too.  Octopus a little tough and only sauce spicy.  Octopus not spicy. I like it but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend and his friend no like dish

They said food not very Korean.  What do they know?  They no Korean!  I watch Korean drama and when I no use Creme de la Mer, I use Sulwhasoo!

There was no stool there and I have to put my bag (the new Vitello Daino from Prada) on floor. I was so upset :(  I told Sweet Sweet Boyfriend to buy me new one

I think I have men fans!

My woman boss having baby and she eat strange.  She want Dai Pai Dong for lunch today and said "Let's go to Yue Hing up the escalator!"  I don't like go that side because the walk no good for my shoe. I wear Christian Louboutin Asteroid 140 suede and patent leather pumps.  But woman boss want Dai Pai Dong and we all go.

She hungry all day and order chuen ping noodle (Everything include  egg, spam, sausage)  She talk to Dai Pai Dong lady and when noodle came, it looked very big!  

I flip the egg and guess what I found?  Two more chicken frank with top cut into flower shape!   The noodle came with lots of cabbage (good texture) but I cannot eat that much. In front of woman boss, we all try eat as much as we can.  She no like people wasting food, especially when she pregnant.

Woman boss was very happy when two women strangers join our table.  Those two woman non-stop talking and they talk about baby, milk powder,  nappy.  Woman boss excited and join them.  I didn't know Chinese buy milk powder and nappy back China. I thought they buy shoes, handbags, mobile phone, and watches. I see them buy all the time in IFC and put everything in suitcase.  They ask me if I want my paper bag and they pay me $5 to buy my bag.  You cannot check in paper bag on airplane but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say they sell paper bag from shops on internet!   Wah!  Laugh die me!  Who want buy paper bag on internet?  It's no dust bag!  Only dust bag with handbag prove your handbag is real, not A-good.  You don't put handbag in paper bag when you go office!  I no understand.

Anyway, they gave me stool to put my handbag.  They should get star!  I saw two guys did the same with backpack bag.  I am so powerful writer.  People follow me.  And let me tell you this, stool is very important!  Who want put handbag on leg when they eat?

I want to ask backpack man if they are my fans but I saw backpack is not a Hogan. So I no ask.

"Keung Kwok" dim sum - Nan Xiang Xiao Long Bao

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said he want Shanghainese dim sum before looking for new desk.  We cannot go Su-Zhe Fraternity Association because I no membership. I don't want membership because that place mainly Central Chinese people.  I want Central international people so I can say I am sophisticate (but I no want go Lan Kwai Fong.  The slope not good for the YSL platform pumps I wearing. )

I no like Crystal Jade because 30 minutes wait last time and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend want go furniture shop in Causeway Bay. I said "No! No!  No grand!"  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said "What about I take you to Lane Crawford afterwards for a new bottle of Jo Malone?"  

We went Causeway Bay but I no like waiting at Ding Tai Feng.  Too many people standing around. One time I wear same Jimmy Choo shoes as one "Keung Kwok" (strong country, mainland) woman at that hotel but she had her croc Hermès Birkin and I only had my Maison Martin Margiela snake skin clutch.  I think I look prettier but she said "No Birkin!?"  I cry that night! 

We cross to other side and went Nan Xiang Xiao Long Bao in Causeway Bay Plaza.  I said it late and I no eat carbohydrates even though I like Shanghainese fry udon with pork and cabbage.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said if noodle coat with oil, I no take in carb quick and I won't gain weight.  He foody and I listen to him. 

First dish dry noodle with scallion, oil and dried shrimp. It smell very good noodle texture good too. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said noodle a little soft and can have a little more oil.  He so sweet to me.  He doesn't want me to gain weight from carb.

Next was "alive fry bun"  (Sheng Jian Bao,  pan fried pork buns).  Quite good.  Bottom can have more char. I am so excited, I learn to say char this char that from Sweet Sweet Boyfriend and his foody friend so I sound like foody too.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend was happy I knew the bottom is no char enough.

We no want rice (Rice very bad to keep my size 2 figure!) and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order fried rice cake with snow vegetable and pork (preserved mustard green, pork with Shanghainese rice cake).  The Shanghainese rice cake is no sweet and yellow like Cantonese rice cake for Lunar new year.  I like texture.  We eat with chili sauce otherwise no salty enough.

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend want Small Steamer Bun (Xiao Long Bao) but I said no vegetable and I get fat!  So, he order a vegetarian Xiao Long Bao.  I bite but no soup!  How can Xiao Long Bao no soup? The inside like vegetarian wor tip (pot sticker) but skin like Xiao Long Bao.

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend want the Shanghai Sticky Rice Xiao Mai but we order 30 minutes and food no show!  One lady want us to keep waiting and pay for Xiao Mai.  I no happy and the other Hong Kong lady help us and cancel order.

We had rice dumpling with black sesame paste in ginger tea as dessert.

Not too many people at Nan Xiang but service not always same (and NO stool for my handbag!) service good if HK woman serve but strange if mandarin speak woman serve. She no rude but just want us wait for our order with no cancel.  I think maybe that's how they work in China.

Robuchon - sandwich lunch so chic

Cold and hot, hot and cold weather make people not feel good. I call girlfriend "let's no go outside lunch.  I no want catch a cold!"

We decide go Le Salon De Thé de Joël Robuchon.  That way, we can go check out Manolo Blahnik after lunch.  You know Manolo?  Shoes so grand and so beautiful.  Last time I wore the D'Orsay Satin and Feather Pumps, every office people said "The feather is perfect for you!  You are so grand like a dodo!" I was so happy.  They think I grand like the actress Dodo!   I no go outside when I wear those shoes.  They white shoes cannot walk on street. I change to Gucci (so ordinary!) when I left office. 

Anyways, I met girlfriend and when I saw her, she so skinny.  I think she size 0!  I said "Hottie!  Sooooooo ggggooooooooddd to see you!  Look at YOU!!"  but I no like it.  I think she went Chiva Som instead of Bangkok for one week holiday but she no admit!  I go get Sweet Sweet Boyfriend take me spa holiday! 

Anyways, too many people and I want quickie lunch so I can go shopping.  Last time I had cheese burger with kagoshima beef but it too dry.  This time I get sandwich and pear and caramel cake.  

I no like service at L'Atelier de service Joël Robuchon and service at Le Salon De Thé no better. Sit by balcony so I can check out who go Marc Jacobs.  I heard movie stars go.  It took long time to get anyone to serve us.   And of course, no stool for handbags.  They very lucky because I had small Roberto Cavalli clutch and it's new and so pretty, I want people see me and jealous me. So, I put bag on table. 

They can put club sandwich in oven to toast for you.  Bread nice but lettuce a little oily and too soft texture.  The cake was ssoooooooo good. Pear very nice smell and caramel not too sweet.  So soft texture.   I no understand why people can make cake dry?  Don't they just need to add lots water in the dough to make cake soft and nice?   Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say they use butter for soft texture. I think he lie so he eat cake and no share with me.  Anyways, I can eat every day but I will no longer size 2.  Now girlfriend is size 0, I have to loose weight after lunch.  How can I not be skinniest person!?  

First Hermé now Pierre

France Foody Woman friend of Sweet Sweet Boyfriend invite everyone to Pierre for lunch yesterday.  It was the "hold my handbag first time" anniversary for Sweet Sweet Boyfriend and me so he take me Pierre too.  I worry about eating field chicken (frog) again.  France Foody Woman love frog legs, she eat frog leg every time we have dinner...

It is on 25/F of Mandarin Oriental hotel.  So dark lobby and so many restaurants.  At Cuisine Cuisine and French Window in IFC, they share same lobby but big sign say which side to go.   I carry my Louis Vuitton and they no giving me stool.  I said to Sweet Sweet Boyfriend, "What no stool?  They star restaurant?  How dare no stool for me?"  I am upset but am more upset when I find out some people have stools for handbag, some people wait 10 minutes for stool and I no stool! The other foody woman carried her Birkin and she have to put Birkin on floor for 10 minutes and she don't have her dust bag.  Arrgghh!! I have heart-ache! 

We have table by window.  It was bright but not too bright. I no need to wear SPF 100 sun block to protect my beautiful skill but I want sunglasses.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said if I wear Sunglasses and go to bathroom to put more powder and lipstick on, I might fall because it is dark outside in lobby. 

There put bread in table cloth to put in front of every one.  I had cheese bread, crispy bread, italy bread and olive bread.  Bread taste ok and warm. But I no like texture of Italy bread, a little too flaky.  Olive bread and cheese bread no need for butter.  Butter no salt but very smooth texture. I think good for me:  No water retention to make my face big.  I ate all my bread and someone said "Don't you want to stay as a size 2?  Why are you eating bread!?"   I say it is lunch time and I can eat.  It is only after 3 pm when I no eat carb.  How many times I need to say "NO CARB AFTER 3PM"!?

The amuse bouche (Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said it Bouche, not Bush) so cute.  They still eat fish with no wasabi.  Every one like conveying belt sushi. Why can't these Michilin star restaurant use wasabi when they serve raw fish??  And egg yolk sauce (mayonnaise)??  The one with nuts so smooth so soft.  I ask what that is, no one told me.  I say taste like bacon but no meat texture.  One person say "Yes, it's the leanest pork from the mountain pig in Greece.  It only has white meat like fish and very soft".  I see!  No wonder so tasty.

We also had truffle ice cream, toast, mushroom, ham, jelly amuse bouche.  They have two piece truffle on top. So grand.  I heard truffle very expensive and they give a lot here.  How come jelly not sweet?  Ice cream sweet and jelly usually fruit jelly, no?  This one salty.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said this is pork consommé.  I said what is consommé? He said clear soup.  Why French word for clear soup.  In Chinese, we call it "gwan tong"!

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order for me because I no understand menu.

Scallop carpaccio: laid on a red curry paste emulsified with coconut milk /olive oil cauliflower florists and lace bread.  I said raw scallop with no wasabi but curry?  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said it good scallop. It was nice and not gluey texture.  No fishy smell like I tried at other place.

Foie Gras soup: with watercress, caramelized endives.  Foie Gras not in one piece but crushed.  I said who no grand and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say shaved is better for this dish.  Not much soup but tasty.  Some foie gras, then ham and nice soup taste.  I no understand why watercress soup so creamy and my sai yeung choi soup very clear.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said French soup add cream sometime. I said "What cream?!  Fat die me fat die me!" Arrggh! If I eat carb, I no eat fat.  Now I have both.  I need go to gym to loose the calories.

Pork belly like a <Pot-au-feu>: calamarata/conchiglie and razor clams.  This one I think I can cook at home.  It is bacon and pasta.  Foody people laughed.   Why they think I no cook?  I can cook!  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend send me pastry class so that one day I can like Amanda S.  There are package pasta noodle in supermarket. I add hot water and we have dinner.  Why these people so mean to me?  Before Sweet Sweet Boyfriend, I never cook, no walk in kitchen and now I can make hot water!  The pasta good and sauce tasty.  The bacon thin and melt in mouth. I asked if it's Greece Mountain Pig but how come pink.  Food woman said "this one is seaside pig from Switzerland.  They eat flowers and that's why the meat is pink"

Petits-fours.  The food come slow and no time for dessert.  Everyone else got food but not us.  The petits fours come.  Apricot candy not very sweet.  The chocolate with cherry has lots of alcohol.  The orange marzipan and marshmallow are ok.   No coffee this time and we left hurry.

I no understand why these Foody people no talking when they eat. They make noise "ahh!  ooohh!  ummm!!"  So strange people.  Think they do yoga class in restaurant! 

Gold - Grand name!

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said he want pasta because he has no Italy food in long time.   He said he no like most Italy place because noodle good but sauce no good or sauce good but noodle no good.  He said he like Gold.  I never been but I like name. Gold!  So grand!  

He order me wild boar ragout tagliatelle.  I know what wild boar is!  It is wild pig that run around in New Territories.  The egg on top is not cooked to hard yolk but so beautiful. It moves like jello.   Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said it safe eat egg raw.  I said this is no Japan!  He said something soo fit slow cooking and no high temperature.  Food no need to be cook to well done and taste good.  If food no good to well done, how I know it is cooked?  He is foody, if he says so, I eat.  Also, some celebrity said eating egg help loose weight.   The noodle not too soft and has sauce over.

He got me a dessert, something nut in thin crust pastry.  Not too much nut but the crisp pastry nice.  Not too buttery and I no need worry about no more size 2.  I like ice cream too.

The place good and girl waitress very friendly.   Oh!  And they have sea coconut and pear drink. Drink same thing in Chinese place is so "lo toll" (old fashion) but drinking it in Central Western restaurant so grand.  Only thing no stool for handbag and I put my vintage (Hey! I know how to spell Vintage!!) Kelly on sofa.

The pasta very good.  I think I can come back.

Stool at Dai Pai Dong

We go Happy Valley to buy wine and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said "Let's go to Cheung Kee" for tea with condense milk and instant noodle.  I said "Condense milk?  Fat die me!!"  but he said "You don't need to add any sugar.   Zero. Sugar.  You will be fine"  If Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say, I listen.  Tea very smooth and even no sugar, still sweet and nice

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order me instant noodle with fried egg, pan fried spam and noodle with curry sauce.  I worry gain weight but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say enough protein and I will not be size 4 and then he laugh and said 8.  I said "What you talk about?"  He said "Nothing, just eat the noodle when it's hot".  I no understand why he like spam. He is foody and should eat grand and expensive food but he like Dai Pai Dong and spam with egg.  He said foody not about expensive food but good food.  I think it should be grand and expensive!  Anyways, spam and egg quite good but I worry about egg not cooked to hard yolk.  If it's no Japanese egg, I no eat Won Chuen egg style.  The noodle was good texture but I left some behind.  Too sticky in the end because no soup and curry sauce thick.

I am impress by Cheung Kee.  Place is in wet market building but has stool for my baby Anya Hindmarch handbag.  I think Happy Valley very nice area for grand people like me.  Restaurants has stool for handbag.  What I do with my handbag hook?  I saw girl friends have one and I ask Sweet Sweet Boyfriend to order me one grander.  I want bling bling sparkle hello kitty

By the waterfront

Foody woman friend of Sweet Sweet Boyfriend move house and have dinner with everyone at Bistronomique to celebrate.  It's small place on ground floor and we can see kitchen.  We sit along wall on sofa and no stool.  I said not very grand but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said no talking if I don't know what I talk about.  What he mean?? I know what I talk about!!  Place no stool is no grand!!  

They start drinking Bollinger Champaign "Why Lilly drink Champagne"   The waiter ask if I want champaign and I say "Whatever!"  It is so stylish, so cool to say "Whatever".  I learn from my new colleague in office.  Everytime we ask him do work, he say "Whatever" and walk away.  What you mean by rude?  That's attitude! The champaign cold and no funny taste after drinking.  

We eat ham and to start.  and duck ham.  I don't know why they call this ham and why they keep fat around ham.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said that best part and give flavor.  Ham should be like Oscar Mayer ham and pink in square block, no?  You slice that and put in macaroni soup or fried with egg. That is what I eat for breakfast at Cafe de Coral!

Then we had frog leg. I said "Field Chicken!?"  I no eat field chicken.  Sweet Sweet Boyfriend "But that's French food.  Rich Shanghainese eat frog leg too.  Remember Tin Heung Lau?"  I don't want eat but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say if I want to say I food woman too, I need eat field chicken.  Texture very soft, a little like chicken.

Next dish was a brownie and I said why so early for dessert.  Foody woman laughed and said "This is Boudin Basque"  Why this foody people say French word all time??  What boo dan?  I know Bourdain.  He famous TV star on Discovery. I watch him with Sweet Sweet Boyfriend.  Is it brownie recipe by Bourdain?  It was not sweet and texture soft no like cake.  I ate mine and then Foody woman said "You just ate blood!"  I said Sweet Sweet Boyfriend, "How can you make me eat blood!?!"  He rolled his eyes.  Huh!  No holding hand rest of night!

Salt cod came and they give more bread.  I said that "haam yu", no?  I know haam yu is salted fish. I think it's ok because it is Western food.  If it's Chinese haam yu, it no grand.  Bread had olive oil taste.  Bread and oil after 3pm.  Arrgghh...  I gain weight and no size 2 anymore!

Next one look like rice in bamboo but smell better.  I don't know what that is and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said "this is collagen jelly like the collagen ball at Japanese hotpot places but better"  No need to go for botox and acupuncture on face?   I eat!  I went with girlfriend for acupuncture.  They put long thin needle in face. I scare but no wrinkles? I do!  I ate and it melt in mouth. No chewing.  Foody woman said "Marrow".  I know Robertson's I know Jell-O.  Never hear brand Marrow.  Maybe new.

Pork belly and potato.  Very soft. I like it very much.  I don't like eat carb after 3pm but I try potato.  Very good texture and taste very good.  Almost as good as pork.

Lobster cassoulet.  Lots of beans.  It;s carb again and I said I cannot eat all carb.  Foody woman sing "Beans beans good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you DART".  She drink too much champaign. I no understand what she say

More food come.  We had Wagyu onglet.  I know rib eye and sirloin but I no know onglet.  They said good beef.  I like my beef well done but this one very red.  They foody people all said cook well and tasty.  Why foody people like raw beef?

I eat enough food and full.  I think I like pork and potato and collagen jelly.  See, I eat like foody woman now!

My favorite congee place - Mak Siu Kee

I very tired last day and Sweet Sweet Boyfriend took me "Mak Siu Kee" in Happy Valley for dinner before I go home.  Shopping is so tiring but weather turn warm. I need to wear S/S 2012!  I said "I know Ho Hung Kee because of Michilin star and I know Mak Un Kee because it famous.  What Mak Siu Kee?"  

The name did not sound grand but I am so happy when we get there.  They give me stool for my new Rebecca Minkoff handbag. It is famous handbag, you know?  Not Wintage Chanel like that woman bought at Lane Crawford "Chanel Wintage!"(By the way, Lane Crawford too common now.  Everyone go so I no go) Hollywood movie stars carry Rebecca Minkoff!  

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order me beef tendon and ngau naam (Beef brisket).  I said no funny parts of beef, only Kobe beef steak and well done. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said something respect animal and eat everything offer by animal.  I no understand what he talk about but when he said "good collagen", I ate.  Texture very soft but the "Chan Pei" (old orange peel) taste strong in some bites.

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order me wonton noodle with no soup.  He order noodle with shrimp egg with no soup.  I tried "Big Land Fish" soup.  Strong heavy taste of noodle water but noodle was good and wonton good texture with some pork inside.  

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend order fried wonton for himself and I had one bite.  Big skin, lots of crunchy.

I did not eat congee and ask Sweet Sweet Boyfriend why no congee.  Mak Un Kee is famous for wonton noodle.  This place must be famous for congee. He said no no, famous for wonton noodle too.

I no understand if wonton is good but I think place should get one michilin star.  Service so good and polite and they have stool for handbags.  If Ho Hung Kee has one star, this place should too.

To see and to be seen

I go L'atelier de Joël Robuchon with my girlfriend who married rich guy for lunch today.  I no going cheap place with her or she think I low class people because lunch not expensive.  So I pick L'atelier de Joël Robuchon as it is famous place with 3 michilin star.  I was happy to get seat when I call three days before lunch but I found out why easy to get seat very soon. 

We got there and they took us to bar. I said "You 3 star restaurant why no table like Caprice?"  They said I can go Le Jardin but I never hear Le Jardin!  I said I no come back next time.  We both wear Hervé Léger dress and Giuseppe Zanotti shoes.  Very difficult to sit on bar stool.  And 3 star?  They no have stool for handbag!?  No place for my Bottega Veneta.  Arrgghhh!!

They serve Amuse Bouche.  I learn "Amuse" is interesting as Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said his colleague say amusing thing at work that make him laugh his arse off (How do people laugh the arse off??).  I don't know why the food is call Amuse Bush.  Maybe they think George W Busy is very funny too.  The one we had is soup with bacon foam.  Texture very smooth and taste strong good.

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend said good egg can eat not cooked.  To show to girl friend I am also foody woman, I order Egg with Polenta as starter.  The polenta very soft creamy.  Not like harder one I eat with Sweet Sweet Boyfriend at Doppio Zero

Veal cheek for main for me because I don't want eat too many carb.  Polenta was enough carb and my belly cannot stick out when I wear Hervé Léger.   Veal very soft texture and no strong meat taste.  The sauce very like worcestershire sauce. I no like it too much.  Too sharp

They give potato on side.  Look pretty but I didn't eat. Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say this is more butter than potato. If I eat, I will fat die me! It smell good though

Sweet Sweet Boyfriend always drink espresso after lunch. Say good for digestion and to show to girlfriend i am Foody woman, i order one.  It was so bitter with sour taste afterwards. why do Foody and coffee people like it?  They always like something not very sweet or easy to eat.  Strange people

The dessert cake I have for Valentine's Day was grand and I had dessert today too.  It was chestnut ice-cream but not too much chestnut. I like chestnut cake from Maxim's but I no say or girlfriend said I am not high class.

When we done, they gave us more food.  I remember Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say this is Petits Fours.  So grand with gold coco pops and macarons.  I think the Pierre Hermé Sweet Sweet Boyfriend buy from Tokyo is better.

Food not bad but service not very good.  Took too long to serve and all food came one after one and we finish everything in no more than one hour.

Lots of english speaking people (even Chinese) and pretending.  The guys in suit next to us check us out. Unless I go with Sweet Sweet Boyfriend, I no go again.  Those people never meet pretty girl before!