My woman boss having baby and she eat strange. She want Dai Pai Dong for lunch today and said "Let's go to Yue Hing up the escalator!" I don't like go that side because the walk no good for my shoe. I wear Christian Louboutin Asteroid 140 suede and patent leather pumps. But woman boss want Dai Pai Dong and we all go.
She hungry all day and order chuen ping noodle (Everything include egg, spam, sausage) She talk to Dai Pai Dong lady and when noodle came, it looked very big!
I flip the egg and guess what I found? Two more chicken frank with top cut into flower shape! The noodle came with lots of cabbage (good texture) but I cannot eat that much. In front of woman boss, we all try eat as much as we can. She no like people wasting food, especially when she pregnant.
Woman boss was very happy when two women strangers join our table. Those two woman non-stop talking and they talk about baby, milk powder, nappy. Woman boss excited and join them. I didn't know Chinese buy milk powder and nappy back China. I thought they buy shoes, handbags, mobile phone, and watches. I see them buy all the time in IFC and put everything in suitcase. They ask me if I want my paper bag and they pay me $5 to buy my bag. You cannot check in paper bag on airplane but Sweet Sweet Boyfriend say they sell paper bag from shops on internet! Wah! Laugh die me! Who want buy paper bag on internet? It's no dust bag! Only dust bag with handbag prove your handbag is real, not A-good. You don't put handbag in paper bag when you go office! I no understand.
Anyway, they gave me stool to put my handbag. They should get star! I saw two guys did the same with backpack bag. I am so powerful writer. People follow me. And let me tell you this, stool is very important! Who want put handbag on leg when they eat?
I want to ask backpack man if they are my fans but I saw backpack is not a Hogan. So I no ask.
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